Sweetie, when you're on my level, THAT'S when you can criticize me. Until then, pick on someone as pathetic as you.

Sweetie, when you're on my level, THAT'S when you can criticize me. Until then, pick on someone as pathetic as you.

They should put more wine in a bottle.... So there's enough for two people.

They should put more wine in a bottle.... So there's enough for two people.

#ecards and I want to do it over and over again.  My problem is that as soon as you started to get close to dry, I would hit you again.  That's right.  If I really hate you, I will stalk you just so I can ruin your day again.

#ecards and I want to do it over and over again. My problem is that as soon as you started to get close to dry, I would hit you again. That's right. If I really hate you, I will stalk you just so I can ruin your day again.

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