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I swear I  heard him...

Shower Schizophrenia is a constant belief that you hear a child crying while your trying to tale a shower. - -Laughing Through Motherhood - mom quotes - funny mom quotes - meadoria

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That moment when you're checking on your sleeping baby and their eyes open so you run before you make direct eye contact. Well not my baby but my niece for sure!

Unexpected guests!  Please let me know before hand if you are stopping by!!

Introvert problems: Whenever the doorbell rings unexpectedly I mute the TV, crawl slowly past the window and then .

Yup! This has def happened 2 me LOL LOL

Yup! This has def happened 2 me LOL LOL

@Kayla Barkett Snyder the other night in the parking lot...I have so much to do and tonight I am going home and doing none of it haha

Happy Monday

That moment where you have so much crap to do you decide you're not going to do any of it. Story of my life.

I have totally done this lol...prolly more than once

I would rather buy new tupperware, than bother to open this one to clean out whatever this used to be. Also, I like new Tupperware.

So true lol

Why do you bother hiding your panties at the gyno's office? She's gonna be looking right up your hoo-hah. She can handle seeing your panties laying on the chair. lol doctor panties ladies funny humor - I know I tuck mine into my pants!

How to Make a Vacation Kind of Feel Like a Vacation

You know you're a mom when going shopping at Target by yourself feels like a vacation and going on a family vacation feels like work. Vacations with the kids are so fun, but a lot of work too!

10 more months until Ben returns from Korea and this momma is gonna sleep like I am drug induced!

Funny Baby Ecard: I love you so much my darling, but the second your father comes home I'm gonna bust out of here like I'm escaping Alcatraz. Don't we all have days like this.

Feeling bad about your own personal mom style or lack thereof? Then this post full of hilarious parenting memes will make you feel better. If you're struggling to keep it together and still look nice while being a busy mom, then this funny blog post will make you laugh. #parentingmemes #ParentingHumor

Feeling bad about your own personal mom style or lack thereof? Then this post full of hilarious parenting memes will make you feel better. If you're struggling to keep it together and still look nice while being a busy mom, then this funny blog post will make you laugh. #parentingmemes #ParentingHumor

Are you looking for a realistic cleaning schedule you can follow to keep your house clean? Do you need tips for staying on top of a clean home? Then this hilarious guide for moms should be your go-to cleaning guide to help you stay organized. Or at least lower your expectations.

A Real Mom's Guide to A Clean House

Do you want to keep your house clean? Do you need a cleaning schedule that is realistic to help you stay on top of your chores? Then look no further than this hilarious guide for moms to keep their house clean. Or at least lower our expectations.

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Every dang time I start cleaning, or take on a big project.story of my life

It may require more than a hug, but at 26 I'm pretty sure my Mom can still fix everything

Perfect for the mom via adoption or surrogacy. Courtesy of Leilani Writer.

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