Baby Slider Turtle - I had one of these when I lived in Arizona, named it moose, I loved that turtle, sadly, when I moved back to CA it wasn't happy about the move and after many suicidal attempts he succeeded. MOOOSE! I miss you!
"I refuse to move. I am overcome with ennui. I see no reason to participate in the futile activities we fill our time with in order to distract us from the emptiness of within our souls. Go on without me."