Oh man... I have this one tech that never knows when it isn't a good time to play twenty questions. I wish I could tell her that it is NEVER a good time to play twenty questions. Some of us have to work for a living... Besides, if I really wanted to spend my days answering why, why whys, I'd have a kid.
I honestly don't understand the purpose of decaf coffee. Why on earth would you purposely put a liquid into your body that makes you poop and you don't even get the caffeine? It makes no sense to me. Thus, useless.