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) I'm not a big wine drinker but still so true!

"Excuse me, could you shut the fuck up? This is my favorite part of the song."

It seriously seems like they won't talk through the entire song, then when my fave part come they can't stfu.

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

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Funny Cry for Help Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Or on vodka bottles.

Comic by Natalie Dee: stop perpetrating on my boxwine

Natalie Dee comic: stop perpetrating on my boxwine * Text: um no you need to get your own box ass

My Life Motto: Coffee, Water, Wine, Repeat

My Life Motto: Coffee, Water, Wine, Repeat

Funny Confession Ecard: Coffee keeps me busy until it's acceptable to drink wine. Haha - too funny!

Where do I apply? << haha. this would be perfect thankyouverymuch

This is pretty much my job minus the politely and unlimited cupcakes.

i can commit to that

I love that the girl is doing the girl scout pledge thing. Ironically enough, girl scouts shouldn't be old enough to drink wine.

They should put more wine in the bottle...so there's enough for two people.

"They should put more wine in the bottle. so there's enough for two people." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

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