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If you don't want to talk about it, don't post vague status updates on Facebook fishing for people to ask you what's wrong.

I wish fire trucks and ambulances played 'Move Bitch, Get Out The Way' instead of using sirens.

So very true! Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.