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so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

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Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. That's exactly how I fold my fitted sheets up. I figure the wrinkles will disappera once I make the bed (~_~)

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And then she had the audacity to ask if I wanted regular or decaf. I said, ‘Honey, it’s Monday…don’t even play.

Funny Workplace Ecard: remember when phones were stupid and people were smart? good times...

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: remember when phones were stupid and people were smart?

I've said this to my husband about 3000 times now. so far, I've done okay :)

The best teenager memes - via Parentdish

My room is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum. (I live with some people who are imitating a museum. I'm not naming any names in order to protect the guilty.

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Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: I may look calm, but in my head, I've punched you in the face 3 times.

Walk softly around me. My BS tolerance level for you is low today.

"I need a new perspective on life . or maybe just a nap. Yeah, probably just a nap." A nap can cure any number of ills.

Oh Earl! Those black eyed peas tasted alright to me!  Death not Divorce... Because you don't just want half. - Maryann & Wanda.

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. This made me laugh! So true!

"We may feel dressed up, but all women know that maxi skirts are just crotchless yoga pants."

Maxi Dress for Fall

I love maxi skirts and dresses! "We may feel dressed up, but all women know that maxi skirts are just crotchless yoga pants.

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I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda psychotic, maybe we should call the authorities" mom. This is the kind of mom that I will be. only time will tell.

Vino baby

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Create and send your own custom Friendship ecard.

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

This is so me. One of the benefits to being my friend is that you can come to my house in pjs, no makeup, looking like crap and I won't judge you. because I too will be in pjs, no makeup, looking like crap.

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