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I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties

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My mom emailed this to me today: Some day, when you have your own kids, you will understand why Mommy drinks.

extra minutes.

"I finally figured out my body type. Its hourglass with extra minutes." Love yourself for who you are!

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Bill Giyaman posted You don't have bigger balls than me.mine had to be put on my chest to avoid chaffing. to their -inspiring quotes and sayings- postboard via the Juxtapost bookmarklet.

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I'm not sorry I called you a horse face bitch. Horse teeth not so much. I noticed you don't really smile anymore. I wonder why?Casey, why don't you tell me how you really feel?

lol Its me on the right , :D

I think this is true about any dance exercise program. I don't do Zumba, but this describes me when I do my dance exercises.

I like laying out by the pool too, but I usually have a drink in my hand.

I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios! Lol -- if patios said PORCHES this would be perfect for the BU Music dept! Porch parties -- I miss them!

Consider donating breast milk

A Funny Mom Quotes --> truth. definitely okay to cry over spilled breastmilk

The beginning of a beautiful friendship  @Kim Hulden- This is like you and me at your birthday party...  :)

The beginning of a beautiful friendship

The beginning of a beautiful friendship. The beginning of a beautiful friendship. The beginning of a beautiful friendship.

HHaha I feel this way about republicans

I know I should respect your opinion but I find that difficult because you're a fucking idiot. I hate when ignorant people have an opinion about something they know absolutely NOTHING about!

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