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Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

-There is a bomb/something is on fire. -A child is hurt. -There is a zombie trying to eat me. -JK Rowling just released an eighth Harry Potter novel. The point is, if I am running you should be right behind me. | best stuff

Sweetie I'm not laughing at your bad luck, I'm merely cheering on Karma for doing such a great job of biting you in the ass...that's totally different...