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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: That awkward moment when someone says,

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I'm glad it's the thought that counts because.I thought about going on a diet and working out before I ate an entire cake and took a nap.

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I actually do this!didn't realize this was an OCD thing. I thought it was common sense. I thought everybody did!

Walk softly around me. My BS tolerance level for you is low today.

"I need a new perspective on life . or maybe just a nap. Yeah, probably just a nap." A nap can cure any number of ills.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead, just like your dreams.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: According to my pinning, I'm going to need 18 bathrooms, 12 living rooms, 3 backyards, and 1000 closets to get everything I really want in a house.

my boys all the time

This Literally happens everyday at my house! Funny Family Ecard: Dear Family, Thanks for putting empty boxes back in the cabinet. There's nothing like waking up to disappointment for breakfast.this is sooooo my family!

Totally! And poor Nicholas knows this better than anyone when he is with me lol he knows how the groceries have to go on the belt and how to pump the gas...he is just a good boy and just goes with the flow of things :)

So true! EVERY single time lol! OCD at the gas station pump.it has to land on the right number or I'm annoyed lol

95% of the decisions in my life.. - http://jokideo.com/95-of-the-decisions-in-my-life/

Ecard : of the decisions I'm my life are based on whether I like the colors of something, if it is pretty, or if it smells good

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Fitness Motivation on

I hate it when you open the fridge & can't find what you were looking for.like happiness & perfect abs.

Omg, I think this all the time! Lol!

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

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Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. That's exactly how I fold my fitted sheets up. I figure the wrinkles will disappera once I make the bed (~_~)

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SO TRUE! Parents please start being parents. This world is full of selfish people and kids thinking they are entitled to EVERYTHING! If you are going to have kids, then be the parent, not the friend!

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True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS "STOP" I NEVER KNOW IF...

When someone says "STOP" I never know if it's in the name of love, hammer time or if I am supposed to collaborate and listen. So funny

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