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Carbs

And still lose weight. If you can't go the rest of your life without eating carbs then don't try it to lose weight. The second you put carbs the back into your diet the weight will come right back. It's not what you eat it's how much you eat.

Don't you hate when you're going down the steps, and you forget about the last one? It's like...HELLO...you just had a 7 inch heart attack.

Don't you hate when you're going down the steps, and you forget about the last one?you just had a 7 inch heart attack. Or in my case going up the stairs.

Someday, when you clean all the toilets, you can stay up late and eat the secret ice cream too.

late night secret stash of ice cream.haha - its even better when they clean all the toilets and yet I still get the secret ice cream!

FOX News summed up in one ecard..

better late than ugly ;) actually I usually just arrive ugly since I hate being late!

really drives me crazy when I hear someone using this to get out of seeming cruel...MMA

Out of all the lies I’ve told…

Funny pictures about Out of all the lies I've told. Oh, and cool pics about Out of all the lies I've told. Also, Out of all the lies I've told.

Funny Pictures Of The Day – 73 Pics

I avoid things that make me fat like scales, mirrors and photos. Funny Pictures Of The Day – 73 Pics

oh ho what a good one! lol

oh so bad.Sometimes I get nervous that I haven't done anything with my life. But then something good comes on TV and I'm OK.

There are eight ways of contacting me through my phone that don't involve me having to talk to you. Use one of those.

I hate talking on the phone. Haha, so me! You have reached my voicemail, please hang up and text.

Scrolling for birth year

feeling old, scrolling down computer screen, to find Year of Birth. [I hate when that happens]

Bahaha...I definitely have said my wedding would have been so much cooler if pinterest had been around then...

Or maybe mine should just say, "I had my wedding before I cared about weddings." Or maybe, "I had my wedding before I had style.

Grocery store music

Am I getting old or is the grocery store playing great music these days? ***lol our grocery store plays backstreet boys, Brittany Spears, 98 degrees and other music. I must be getting old***

They're real. They exist. I believe it in my heart.

I Wish I Were A Unicorn So I Could Stab Idiots With My Head! ~That's funny because I JUST got done watching Cabin in the Woods and there is a unicorn that stabs a guy in the gut.

North Dakota...

The air hurts my face. Why am I living where the air hurts my face? Need to move from North Dakota lol

Sleep instead of period

Instead of getting their period. Girls should just get to sleep for 5 days straight every month everyone wins.