Don't even think about it!! Last time you screwed up!!

Back into time!

All the time...

I say that all the time

Happens every time.

This has happened to me too many times.

Damn it spoon. every time!!

every time

I am using this the next time I don't want to get out of bed.

All the time!

works every time

Yep, so true

Truth about women. lmao

All the time.

Why is it that the girls in tampon commercials are dancing and laughing? Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning shit down?

For my husband...the epitome of a Smart-Ass! Bless him, he keeps me laughing!


so true

Makes me laugh every time I see this!

Your face when someone you hate is talking.