But seriously. can I?
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Edit to: Sometimes you will want to go back in time and punch yourself in the face... Or something. I'm going somewhere with this one, really.
Yep, but not as many time as I would like to go back in time and punch someone else in the face.
Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face. So true...
aint this the truth I can think of a couple time
Haha yea I've had this thought a time or two!
Oh how many times I have thought this.
ohh fuck my life. all the time lol
Ha ha!!! That's funny stuff!
(True!)— Giggling @ Quote'!!
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True story. I am American.
this is a true story.
Haha true story
so true... :)
Yup. Might have done this if he hadn't broke up with me on the phone or the other one who broke my heart by ignoring me.
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*That's Good Advice!* LMAO Bhahahahahaha :-D ;-) :-P If Someone Breaks Your Heart - Frank Ocean #Quote
if someone breaks your heart just punch them in the face. seriously. punch them in the face and go get some ice cream. #frankocean
Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream. Haha just thought this was funny
This is funny stuff!
haha perfecting too perfect especially right now in my life!!!!
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There is a few people in my life that I feel this way about!!!
I want to say this to several people in my life
these have bad words but they are so funny
Clearly it IS that I hate you.
Now this is just funny shit
Yeah... some people.
Yup fuck you!
I don't really like this quote but I'm pinning it to give my opinion (because you want to hear it right? lol). This is bullshiz. This is the kind of stuff that make men afraid of women. If I ask you a question I want the truth because I trust you and you're an honest person not because I'm testing you. Please ladies, don't treat your SO like a kid.
Oh so true
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If a woman asks you a question, it's better to tell her the truth because chances are she's asking you because she already know the answer..... ((true story.))
yep-so true! especially for small children, mommas know everything, so better tell the truth!!!
True story. Just tell the truth!
My favorite quote!
TRUE STORY LOL
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Funny Confession Ecard: This whole grown-up thing has been fun but I have to go now. @Monica Forghani
This whole grown-up thing has been fun but I have to go now. | Confession Ecard
I just rolled my eyes so hard, I saw my brain | Confession Ecard
Remember when growing up sounded fun?
I don't wanna grow up.
Growing up is no fun
haha, so true.
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And if you do let me sleep, Brain, after we lie awake and obsess together over the improper capitalization in this pin, go ahead and make me stress-dream about getting lost, a post-apocalyptic world, tornadoes, or about every stupid decision I've ever made in my life.
do you realize how long it would take to remember everything stupid decision i have taken in my life...and then one decision just pops back into my head
do you realize how long it would take to remember everything stupid decision i have taken in my life...
Oh so true....yep! This should be under "not so funny stuff". :)
And all the current stupid decisions too.. So true!!
This is so true ... every. single. night!
can’t sleep - me! Story if My life!!
Need to get this as a button, so I can just point to it when, in the middle of conversations, I have an Alzheimer's moment.
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And every passenger carries their life burden just remain in the station for undefined time
From the moment we begin our process leading to your shimmy that breaks me to my core and leaves me powerless, you should take pride that you have defeated mother nature herself. That there is no one on this earth that has been able to drain EVERY thought in my head from that wiggle, and erasing millions of years of evolution in the process that leaves me without a single thought in my head. You should never doubt how powerful that body of a goddess is 2 my world 2 be able 2 control that at will
Ben's Garden 'I'm Afraid My Train of Thought' Glass Tray available at #Nordstrom
#word long (but extremely productive) day. Ready to relax with my babe now ❤️❤️
Im afraid my train of thought has left the station
I said this! I didn't know it was a quote!
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True Story! @Alishia Streiff Graham made me think of you and how just about all your stories start this way! LOL
So this bitch... ((LOL......... lots of my "stories" start like this... but mine are TRUE "stories!!))
Hahahahahahah! This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!
Sorry for the B...but I mean, I giggled out loud when I read this...you know it's true
Funny...most of me and my friends stories start like this :)
so this bitch...haha, so true. Story of my life haha
Hahah totally true with any girl Bestfriends.
truth is, half my stories start out this way.
Hahaha I don't really say this but oh my gosh! I love it!
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.This reminds me of one of my friends .Everytime she enters the classroom she says"the princess has arrived". lol
Shut up. I'm a Princess. ~ Your argument is invalid.
Shut up. I'm a princess. #whoIam #princess
Shut up I'm a princess #pink #quotes
Every girl is a princess!!!(:
Shut up, I'm a Princess.
A Disney Princess :)
My life <3
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True story, man, true story. If I didn't have sarcasm a lot more people would be hurting.
Funny sarcastic quotes pictures | Funny Pictures.....I know this is so bad but so true.
Sarcasm -true story haah @Bryn Goldberg @Abby Suchomel and @LizGraville
True story... makes me laugh some times when he is sarcastic
Just some funny stuff that makes me laugh!
Oh so true... Story of meh life!....
True story...story of my life
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It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person. ~ Truth
Truth. Sadly, there seem to be many more stupid people in my life. :(
Ha...and all this time I just thought I wasn't a "people person".
not a stupid people person Aint that the truth....
definitely not a stupid people person...so true
So True//////Stupid People Person Quote
my life #stupidpeople
Makes me giggle!
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I laugh at this because I really do wish that there had been a class somewhere that told you the basics about being an adult... Well, I did learn how to write a resume/cover letter. But everything else was skipped.
Most of these are so true!!! I think the only thing on this list I did learn in high school as how to write a cover letter/resume!
Gotta know that Pythagorean Theorem...this is so true! I think our educational system is really focusing on the testing rather than the life skills that EVERYONE needs to know for life survival especially in the economy we are stuck with.
I actually was taught how to vote, write a resume/cover letter, and how to apply for college loans in highschool but it was mainly the Teacher's idea of what was important for us to learn and those classes were History, English and Economics.
Things I never learned in High School: -how to do taxes -what taxes are -how to vote -hoe to write a resume/cover letter -anything to do with banking -how to apply for loans for college -how to buy a car or house but thank my lucky stars, i can tell you all about pythagorean theorems
Except you actually can't because there's only one Pythagorean Theorem! Maybe you have a point (that high school should be a bit more focused on preparing you for the real adult world) but your stupidity is showing and it distracts me.
Things I Never Learned In High School. Even though theres one pythagorean theorem. Its the pythagorean theorem.
Makes me giggle a little... and then worry!
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Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. This made me laugh out loud...
Some people just need a high-five, in the face, with a chair. ...& I'm still laughing
Some people just need a high-five...in the face...with a chair. AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!
"Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair." #funny #quotes
#funny #quote "some people just need a high-five. in the face. with a chair"
some people really DO need a high five in the face with a chair
The trouble with trouble is, it starts out as fun.
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Everytime we meet, there's trouble...fun trouble
I like fun...trouble likes me.
Truth, fun trouble
Funny but true
Fun & Trouble