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Pretty much sums it up.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I think I'm allergic to chocolate. My ass and thighs are showing definite signs of swelling.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard:I'm the lead float in the Bitch Parade.

I don't always act like a bitches, but when I do,I am the lead float in tha bitch parade.

Why can't I be comforted by carrots? Why does it have to be chocolate or wine? | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

If only carrots brought comfort.t I have chocolate flavoured carrot juice wine?

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm well on my way to getting absolutely nothing done today.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm well on my way to getting absolutely nothing done today. So my Saturdays!

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

Some things are better left unsaid, but I'm probably gonna get drunk and say them anyway.

Funny Confession Ecard: Some things are better left unsaid. But I'm probably gonna get drunk and say them anyway.

haha the struggle is real! I usually go for the pj's!

Simple Joys

Funny Weekend Ecard: That awkward moment when you take a shower in the middle of the day and you're not sure whether to put on regular clothes or pajama's. *Always choose pajamas!

:)

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

It's true

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I was a baby an evil fairy cursed me with expensive taste and no money.

Sunday Funnies: 21 Hilarious Beauty-Themed E-Cards

Sunday Funnies: 21 Hilarious Beauty-Themed E-Cards

Vino baby

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Create and send your own custom Friendship ecard.

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