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Yep- when my husband isn't at home, that's so me!

*Please let it go to voicemail... Please let it go to voicemail... Please let go to... * 'Oh, hey.. I'm glad I caught you...'

yes I know. no intervention is necessary. it means I'm taking it easy, which everyone is telling me to do, including my pregnant body. those that know me well know i over do it every day and pinterest has kept me on the couch with my ipad instead over doing it. nothing else has been able to do that.

You can only pretend to be be someone you're not fir so long before people get a good wiff of how shitty you really are

Hon, I know where we keep everythin in the house. I live here, remember? Said no husband ever.

Look... I'm trying to rant here. Stop interrupting me with "facts" and "reason".

Tomorrow we start our diet for real... | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com

'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

So is this ecard trying to say that you are supposed to react differently?? Because that would just be crazy talk.

I must annoy people with my real life and Facebook love for my husband and my care level is none :)

You love it the first couple times... Until you forget what summer was like and you want it back again.

blunt cards about women | fully intended to have the house cleaned, dinner made, and look ...