So mean, but I laughed...
Brutality Honesty, Applying, Awesome, Some People, Bahaha, So True, Alright, So Funny, Can'T Stop Laughing
This was so funny I had to pin it
This applies to some people I know.
Oh yes, that's you alright.
hahaha this is so intense but for some people, so true
Don't we all know someone that this applies to?! OMG this is so bad, but I can't stop laughing!
Middle Schools, Quote, Schools Work, So True, Funny Stuff, Work Places, Ecards, True Stories, High Schools
Oh wait ... I work at a high school but my coworkers cause more drama than the teenagers --> true story
SO TRUE FOR MY WORK PLACE
Lately this is how its been at work, ugh! Preschool, high school, work.
Work quotes - so true. People need to follow the rules and be kind to one another. Easy right?
Sometimes I cant figure out if I'm in preschool or high school. Oh wait... I'm at work. (AKA: middle school. lol)
Sometime I can't figure out if I'm in preschool or high school.... Oh wait, I'm at work | eCards SO TRUE
teaching someecards - Google Search
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Someecards teachers underpaid - Google Search
LOL! So true!
!!! funny teachers/ summer
Teacher Memes on squareheadteachers.com
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Absolutly!! Totally me!
story of my life Ecard Going out
mhm.... This was my Saturday night! So true!
Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy an entire room. Hhahahaha so true!!!
So true! .story of my life
So true! This sounds like me and Amy McDonald... when we go out it looks like my closet exploded! :)
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Oh my life but its an android
So sad that this is so true in my life!
Ha! So funny Ecards crack me up!!!
my iphone changed my life. true story.
Haha! every. single. day. @Andrea / FICTILIS Whitehouse
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So true. I love my pregnant friends and family :)
This is EXACTLY how I feel about my friends having babies right now. Happy for them, but also happy that I'm done with all that now.
People having babies!! Hahah (: so true!
Ha ha. So true, it's a sigh of relief when that time of the month comes sometimes. We could very much handle a child, but we want to get married and live life together for awhile first. Even though grandpa keeps hinting at us, lol.
Hahahaa! True story!
Divorce E-Cards: Someecards You Wish You Could Send Your Ex (PHOTOS)
Truths Hurts, Breakup, Funny Stuff, Funny Photo, Ecards, Breakfast Cakes, E Cards, True Stories, Break Up
The truth hurts.
Best break up e card.
breakup ecard~ step below or above a break up text?
buttermilk-blueberry breakfast cake
Little Girls, My Daughters, Boys, Exact, Thanks Mom, Children, Ecards, Assholes, Elementary Schools
Which is the most ridiculous thing an adult ever told a little girl. I refuse to tell my daughter(s) that the little boy who hits her during recess wants to be her boyfriend. I will tell her to knock his teeth down his throat & go play with someone else! Lol.
This is why I'm teaching my daughter to ignore the assholes... ;-) So far it's working like a charm!
Ecards .. ohh that's why lol
Girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told, "if he's mean to you, that means he likes you"
Why don't we stop teaching our children this? Might save a bit of drama...
This is exactly why I am teaching my daughter that If he is mean HE DOESNT LIKE YOU!!
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This is exactly what I want to tell people sometimes that are to nosey. #me likey! ;) SC + SS
None of your business ecard
Story of my life. Dumb people.
Basically..... #lol #ecard - humor - funny
HAHA. seriously, people.
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Seriously! Right @Susie Sun Sun Sun Felker?!
Seriously, @Mark Van Der Voort Cogdill this should be how it works for you! :)
My life at work
Seriously! So true!!
Amen, how I wish I could.....
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so true! story of my life.
:) ugh this is sooo true...i have a serious addiction to anything and everything in Target!! so bad
This describes my life wayyyyyy too accurately.
Ohh target, bahaha!!!
bahaha so true. Every. Time.
my life in an ecard!
Laughing, Quotes, First Time, Some People, Offers, So True, Funny Stuff, Truths, Ecards
Funny ecard. Truth
Some people call it "nagging". I call it, "Just do what I freaking told you to do the first time!"
Wolf Quotes About Love | the FIRST Time!!! | Quotes and things I love!
Made me laugh and so true
Women nag Ecard humor funny laugh
I wish i could think to say something like this in real life.
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I need to remember this line.
Free, Reminders Ecard: Listen.... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger...
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Let me know when you're off your man period. Amen sista
I will my husband this all the time!
o_0 bahahahaha! amen!
Sometimes I wonder...
Ha seriously. I know a few men that this applies to. HAHAHA
Men say women are always trying to change them. We're not trying to change them, we just want them to be the guy they were on our first date.
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Mine other half is still pretty phenomenal but this is still funny
Men say women are always trying to change them. We're not trying to change them, we just want them to be the guy they were on our first date.
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Imágenes graciosas, humor, diversión, chistes #Humor #Fun #Joke #Funny #Jokes #Risas #Hahaha #Jajaja @FiorellaTwit
Cupón para un viaje a la mierda
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This so applies to some people in my life!
Nice try #quote #quotes #sayings #funny
Funny Ecard: I'm sorry dear, In order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.- a little repetitive but a good try.
Amen! To this one! Live my life by this quote! Thanks dad!
bahaha so true
Oh how many times in my life I should a said that to those bitches!
hahaha this is so true!
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Funny Birthday ecard laughed way too hard on this one.
Amazing to think that you were once a helpless little baby, but now you are a giant helpless man. My husband!!
... and you're still living with mommy - AND YOU'RE OVER 40-yrs OLD. Go ahead - keep on lying to any and everyone who'll buy your sad, sorry ass story. I'm sure your brother and sis-in-law aren't happy at all that you two are there.. STILL leeching off of Mommy dearest. You're living there for your mom's sake, right? Bahahhahahahhah - yeeeeeeah - right. If memory still serves you correctly, you'll recall that you asked ME to move in with her as well, back before we divorced. You weren't concerned about her - you just wanted to get back to your old stomping grounds so you could try and relive the years in which you peaked (but without a mortgage payment). Ahhh.. the glory days. Newsflash: they're OVER and now you're just a loser. You're living there rent fucking free; bitching and complaining about your mommy (the same one putting a free roof over your fucking empty ass heads); turning your dad's hanger into your party pad for all of your drunken buddies; (seriously hope DCF drops by on a football day) and junking your mother's fucking house and yard up. I saw enough of you and titbag's room (in the one or two pics on her Instagram that weren't selfies) to see that she's 30 going on 12. Everything is "rainbows and unicorns and purple" in her "world"? Are you fucking kidding me?! Yep - I still have that text. I should find it and pin it and she can EAT my asshole. She's been far more than a TAD instrumental in fucking up visitation/time sharing, and you've pretty much LIVED in contempt of our court ordered divorce decree since moving back to Florida. YOU ARE SPINELESS. Either that, or you're still butthurt and not over me. Is that the real problem? Is that why I always had to go through puffalump to spend time with my son? That's really the only thing I can come up with - unless, of course, tittyfuck felt threatened by you and I talking and texting and she wouldn't spread her legs or put your little twinkie in her mouth for you, in order to punish you for acting with your own goddamn brain - but that should never be her concern at all. WE HAVE A CHILD - WE ARE THE ONES WHO NEED TO COMMUNICATE. If she can't handle that, then she damn sure shouldn't have married a busted up, tragic victim of divorce - and if you're truly over it (and I've been the fuck over it since before the goddamn divorce papers were even drawn up) then you should have absolutely no problem speaking to me; but you do and it's very obvious. I know you don't appreciate it when I directly call you out on your bullshit lies, but that's always been the case and it's definitely not apt to change now. You need to suck it up, and quit acting like a spoiled, fit-pitching brat. Your promise of me being able to see my son "whenever" turned out to be a boldface fucking LIE (as were the papers you had me sign - because according to your pathetic ass: one parent HAD/HAS to pay child support - brilliant move, loser; so glad that's all worked out so beautifully for ya. I'm fairly certain your attorney explained to you that there is also such thing as 50/50 joint custody.. but you conveniently left that info out, eh? Omitting facts is still lying, assface). Half time is not at all what I'm getting to spend with my son - and rarely fucking has been (unless, of course, you two need to go party it up - THEN you allow him time with the "best babysitter" [in your fucking twat waffle wife's words]. Her opinion of me, FYI, means absolutely nothing in my world and I'm not a fucking babysitter; I'm his birth mother and she's just a slimy, rancid, cunt smear. Her attitude of entitlement's gonna have to end right the fuck there because there's not a goddamn thing in the world that will ever make her his Mom. Ever. She truly needs to get the fuck over herself and quit bragging about what an awesome person she is. Maybe concentrate a little less on selfies, and read some self help books geared towards rehabbing psychotic, manipulative, obsessed cunts. She's truly just a fucking JOKE to me - way to settle for the first thing that willingly touched your cocktail weenie. I'm EVER so happy you two got a junky ass RV and she *coincidentally* frenemied me there for a bit; it was a lovely confirmation of just how ignorant she really is. Her handwriting alone is nearly impossible to read; it looks like some 6th grader girly ass shit, and her text messages appear to've been typed with her tits (it's really quite possible, I suppose). I guess you really did have to dumb the fuck down in order to find someone who'd believe all of your bullshit lies - and I've gotta hand it to ya - unless you married a pathological liar - you did a damn good job at playing the victim and twisting shit, because you've got that silly bitch acting a goddamn fool. You put a ring on the first dumb skank who was gullible enough to swallow your shit (and pay your way through life)... because you thought that would devastate me, and pay me back?! Bitch, PLEASE. Anything you do to spite me is really quite funny - because I. Don't. Care. If you'd like to recall: I took pics of you and set up your MySpace account for you so you could MEET someone before we were even divorced. You didn't make the choice to end our marriage - I made that call when I refused to comply with your demands. I also wasn't really upset over you driving from Alabama to Florida to go meet some "crazy bitch" (<-- your words) in St. Cloud while I was still in rehab; I was PISSED that while you were looking down your nose at me and acting all high and mighty, you were actually being a ginormous fucking hypocrite. You tried to begin a relationship before I was even outta rehab - so just exactly WHY do you think anyone's supposed to feel sorry for YOU?! Also, let's go ahead and put this out there: I have never been suicidal over ANY fucking man - EVER - and most especially not YOU, dear boy. I lost my Mom, you ego maniac DICKbag; my entire world was turned upside down. I was desperately seeking familiarity. It was something you'll one day experience yourself. Good luck with all that. You two lie, embellish, bend the truth and leave big chunks of info OUT when your douchey asses tell a [false] story. That's your mode of operation though. I was with your loser ass for nearly 8-yrs; my son and I were with you a loooong, long way from your family and friends, where you didn't have ANYone around you to impress - therefore you didn't give a flying fuck that we lived in a goddamn shack (for 4.. 5 years? WAY more than enough time to fix shit like the fucking MAN of the house.. but you let your child grow up in a goddamn hell hole). I fucking know you better than you know yourself - and I'm sure you weren't at all comfy when titty-twat and I were on speaking terms - but apparently she doesn't want to hear the truth unless the truth is what SHE wants and already believes it to be (which is what her lying-ass, thieving shit from his Dad's house before the urn and ashes were returned, fucking with our divorce, and lying to me about custody, POS husband's told her. That's all so gross. She thinks I'M a horrible person? HAH!). I still can't believe she had a hairy enough chest to text my husband - asking about getting some shit for your busted up RV. BYE, FELICIA. That was AFTER she asked [the second fucking time] about how I felt towards trusting you. I didn't go into detail - simply told her there was a MUTUAL breakdown in trust between us. You CLEARLY left the shit you were pulling out entirely, because after I finally replied to her stupid question she fell off the face of the earth for three days. Didn't hear a word from her for three whole days - after pretty much daily text messages in which she'd pretend to be sincerely concerned about my health issues. Bitch. PUH-lease - and then she actually asked my hub for a favor?! Seriously though - does she have fetal alcohol syndrome? Her eyes are set kind of far apart.. just sayin. Here's the bottom line, which she needs to understand: I do NOT want you, and I HAVEN'T since loooong before our marriage finally ended. I was at the point that when you touched me it turned my stomach. I couldn't even stand the smell of your dirty clothes. All I could focus on when I looked at your face was that slobber that comes up on both sides of your mouth when you talk. I hated your nasally ass voice. I hated the way you ATE. I hated how you refused to take responsibility for ANYTHING, EVER. I hated your big, huge Gary Busey teeth. I hated your scrawny ass chicken legs, your bird chest, (and your almost complete lack of chest hair). More than any of that - because I'm honestly not THAT vain anymore - I hated how you refused to just accept yourself and be YOU. You wore three fucking layers of clothes to try and look bigger; you wore big, stupid, clodhopper boots to try and look taller; you refused to wear shorts.. or flip flops. I hated that you can barely grow a fucking beard. I hated how oily you are - and how you used to leave a fucking GREASE stain on our goddamn bed sheets. I hated your thin, fine, stringy, greasy hair. I hated what an unhealthy relationship you had with your mother (and I fucking abhor how you clearly haven't let your wife in on even a portion of the goddamn truth when it comes to how it really was with you and her during our marriage - you lying ass piece of SHIT!). I hated your addiction to TV, movies, porn, and video games. You're not 17, douchetard. I honestly don't even like you anymore, as I no longer see any redeeming qualities whatsoever. When we divorced I thought that, even though you sucked BAD as a husband, you were still being a great dad to our son; sadly enough I was sorely mistaken on the latter. You're a dishonest dickbag and I hope you die a lonely, painful death after all of your shit comes back on you and you get to feel the way you've made others feel. OH! Btw: if you haven't fessed up to stealing that gun and jacket of your father's, (even though he and Tim were always closer and Tim was their firstborn, you somehow felt entitled to help yourself) no worries! I'll make sure they find out if they're not already aware. I've got this. Best of luck, however, on explaining your sorry ass actions. You're lazy as fuck, and I'm sure your mom has to repeatedly ask you to do shit around the house (which is SUPPOSEDLY why you and your worthless fucking wife are living there - YOU RECALL?!); again, you've taken over her hanger and made it your goddamn party pad; your dingbat wife made that bedroom you two've shacked up in look like it belongs to a 12-yr old little girl [with terrible taste]; you don't respect your mother at all - you trash talk her behind her back, in front of my son, and then you expect HIM to treat her with respect(?!). He was just trying to stick by you, btw.. meaning that he was on your side and was upset at her for YOU - did that ever fucking occur to either one of you? Of COURSE not! If you really want him to treat her better, YOU begin treating her better and quit talking about her in front of him, you goddamn cretins... unfortunately, he looks up to you so he'll follow suit. You want him to quit procrastinating and putting shit off? How about you try doing the same?! I'm the bad parent though? Really? Seriously?! I don't recall you having much at all to do with your son UNTIL he was in daycare - in front of people to impress; then (since you didn't have a job and you weren't going to school) you came to the daycare (where I worked full time to put a roof over our heads) and put on a dad of the year, oscar-worthy, performance. Yeah. *NOT*. Everyone there knew what you were. Good fathers don't kick their wife and child out when they've nowhere to go, you stupid, sorry son of a bitch. Good dad's don't act like a baby is supposed to just come out all ready to toss around a football - I believe your words (verbatim) were: "He's boring." Lastly, any father with a brain in his head and love for his child does not beat said child's ass IN FRONT of his friend, (I'd imagine this happened because the asshole was embarrassed and trying to impress his redneck buddy by having an absolutely perfect 7-yr old who's just gone through his parents divorcing, uprooting and moving in with grandma in a whole new state, and losing his maternal granny). His giddyup partner had a kid too who I think was the same age as my son; mind you though, all of this occurred not even a fucking YEAR after our divorce and huge move. Our son is introverted; you mortified him by spanking him in front of others you idiotic, vain, unempathetic, bitch-ass bastard. Did it make ya feel all rough an' tough beatin' dat der lil' youngin', cowboy? He wasn't really pitching a fit over the toy, you asshole; he just needed your attention - or more sleep. That's not like him and you should've known this. I was, at the time, in North FL taking care of my dying mother.. and you changed a lot. A LOT a lot. And NONE for the better. You and your potbellied princess try so hard to put on a good show for others. That's something you and I butted heads over frequently because it doesn't matter who I'm around or in front of - I'm still going to be ME; you, on the other hand, act like you've a hugely wonderful reputation to maintain - so you are fake as fuck with everyone. I'm not sure who bought you that "sarcasm" shirt (I saw it years ago when looking at your skank's 200+ pics of mostly selfies on MySpace, my faves are the group pics in which everyone's holding up 'the shocker' sign and you all look drunk and high as hell - my parents were pot smoking, hippies - I KNOW what "high" looks like) but whomever it was, is as dumb or dumber than even you. Here's the thing: you can't be sarcastic AND stupid. You have to pick a side - or you can just default to being stupid (I don't think everyone has a choice, sadly enough). Your collective actions reveal that you've CLEARLY either chosen stupidity or you just can't help it... which is good, I suppose - because you're not sarcastic OR funny. Your sense of humor lacks depth, and your personality is borrowed, buddy. It's very easy to entertain folks when they're shitfaced, so you need to get over the idea that you're entertaining in the least. You're both really just terribly tacky jokes. I need a nap now; just thinking about you exhausts me and you are not worth ANYmore of my precious energy. ~FIN~
Sometimes Lol, High Roads, Damn Truths, Ain T, Amenities, Some People, My Life, Bahaha, Ass Kicks
high road~ Can I get an AMEN!!!!!
bahaha @rachel graham how true is this for me? I'm glad youre the one who will give anyone an ass kicking for me though!
Story of my life
"sometimes I really hate that I'm a good person and will take the high road. she needs a good ass kicking." lol #goodperson #highroad #ecard
thats the damn truth
Lol! Some people need a good ass kicking! For sure.
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I may or may not have a couple DO NOT ANSWER numbers in my contacts currently!
I've definitely did this before, lol.
guilty.. creepers be creepin..
Maybe for some people
Love caller ID
Truths Hurts, Pet Peeves, Quote, Some People, So True, Funny Stuff, Ecards, E Cards, True Stories
I don't have pet peeves
The truth hurts sometimes....
So true for some people yuck!
Some people need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. | Encouragement Ecard | someecards.com
Losing your ... Quote
Kids - remember this!
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Love & sacrifice. Thanks, mom.
Love you Mom! hahahahaha
Guilt in an ecard
Happy Mothers Day! The kids fault alright!!!!
Happy Mothers Day! So funny and sadly, very true.
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Lmao!!! True story! Didn't realize how negative people bring you down until they aren't around to do that anymore! =D
SO TRUE. Some people just waste my time.
Lol negative people lol this one goes out to you
Stay out of my life :)
For those annoying people. Teehee
How we really feel about you narcissists
True story bro
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Too late! So funny
angry people make me happy
Should have said this to David in August when he triped to apologize ...
Lol yep. True story.
This is for my kids softball coach, who can shove his narcissistic, passive aggressive personality right up his troll ass!!