Actually, it's because I have old injuries from dance that makes it hurt to run, but this is a much more dramatic excuse.  Anybody want to go to aqua aerobics with me instead?

Actually, it's because I have old injuries from dance that makes it hurt to run, but this is a much more dramatic excuse. Anybody want to go to aqua aerobics with me instead?

Everyone is having babies, and I'm over here like, look at these 500  pictures of my dog.

Everyone is having babies, and I'm over here like, look at these 500 pictures of my dog.

My butt may be big but I'm pretty sure the lyrics aren't 'I like flat butts and I cannot lie'. An entire song can't be wrong.

My butt may be big but I'm pretty sure the lyrics aren't 'I like flat butts and I cannot lie'. An entire song can't be wrong.

Lol. This is probably true. "Great parenting lies somewhere between 'don't do that' and 'ah, what the hell.'"

Lol. This is probably true. "Great parenting lies somewhere between 'don't do that' and 'ah, what the hell.'"

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