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Funny Ecard: I'm sorry I was a hateful, foul mouthed, binge eating maniac this week. But now that I've got my period, hold me & tell me I'm pretty.

All my friends are pinning weddings and babies... and I'm over here pinning tattoos and weird shit that makes me giggle.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit any more.

Funny Ecard: You are offended by the things I say? Imagine the stuff I hold back.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Just remember: Any bitch before me was a mistake & any bitch after me is a downgrade.

You+know+how+when+you're+in+the+bathroom+for+half+an+hour+and+nobody+bothers+you?+Yeah,+I+don't...I'm+not+a+Dad...

Free, Confession Ecard: Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place."