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From now on I'm calling myself the White Crayon. "Hey are you hungry?" "The White Crayon is always hungry." "The White Crayon enjoys Taco Bell." - The White Crayon (formerly known as Brook)

I don't have a problem with morons. I have a problem with the fact that they have an internet connection.

Funny and relatable moments in life that makes you go lol so true. Come have a laugh or submit your lolsotrue moment.

my closet would be massive!!

My life would be amazing. Except for I guess it would be stealing & then the whole jail thing that would happen.

I saw this on Tumblr. The quote is not wise.  It's wiser not to allow anyone to get to you that much--why care that much about someone who annoys you?

LOL funny quote quotes true true story humor anger relate so true relatable PISSED OFF

i'm pretty happy with my life choices but i do both of these things lol.

Santa has the same wrapping paper as mom...

You-Mom why dose santas presents look like yours? Mom- Santa must like wall-mart wraping paper. Santa shops at wall-mart? Do you thing ill see him there some time Mom-(Crap!

"The only thing worse than having a spider in your room. Is losing a spider in your room!" :: Lc- they're always easy to find though. Just look under your pillow.

I should really write this shit down...

yep, i should keep a pad and pen next to my bed so i can remember it in the morning

Hahahaha!!! this happened the other day and i was trying to figure out why half of the time i sounded like a man and the other half like a high pitched weasel... my life is a wonder... ;P

Funny pictures about When you hear your own voice. Oh, and cool pics about When you hear your own voice. Also, When you hear your own voice.

every.single.time.

That awkward moment when you can’t tell if it’s Ice Ice Baby or Under Pressure.this happens to me every time!

Poor @Tracy Moore, this made me think of you LOL.<-- HA HA Tracie, actually I saw this and thought REPIN! ;p <3

There's plenty of fish in the sea. I just suck and fishing. we suck at fishing!

One time I was so jealous all my friends got the new crayola markers with the black on the outside like in 2nd grade

Markers weren't out yet, but I do remember the aroma when I opened my new box of 48 Crayola crayons!

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. Yep some of us have been known to walk into poles without even owning a phone.

All the time, then having to go back and watch the movie again to get what you missed while you were off figuring out who the actor was

IMDB is a lifesaver. Happens sooo many times. Drives Ash and I crazy!

Maybe... Maybe not... Depends on whether you're cute ;)

I Don't Need To Flirt I Will Seduce You With My awkwardness. I seriously need to learn how to flirt haha

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