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32 Funny Quotes Sure To Make You Smile

Almost a 9 pounder felt every induced contraction for 22 hours a failed epidural for the birth, ya I'm pretty bad ass to survived that!!!

I can drive a standard, I can talk about sports, I know the difference between a Phillips and a flat head screwdriver, and I can cook. I'm kind of a catch. I can do all but one and I'm working on changing that.