Yes, this makes for a great day.More
Just a few sayings
You are about to exceed the limits of my medication.More
More Than Words...
"Watching my daughter at the park earlier. Another parent asked "Which one's yours?" Just for fun I said "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified."More
I'm not saying you're stupid; you just have bad luck when it comes to thinking.More
No matter what life throws at us, at least we don't have ugly children.More
Aint nobody got time for that.More
Funny because it's true!More
Please cancel my subscription... Ive had enough of your issues.More
You flipped the bitch switch, so sit down, buckle up, and enjoy the ride, asshole.More
Could Use a Laugh!
i mean seriously....sexayMore
Things for My Wall
hahaha you know it's true!More