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Cough Syrup

If you’re not supposed to abuse cough syrup then why does it come with a little plastic shot glass?

June 2014, I was almost allowed to die of post surgery complications because I have chronic pain. The "medical professionals" assumed I was just "too sensitive" "had no pain tolerance" or "was having withdrawals". They said this to my face and let me suffer for 3 days before they even looked for the problem. Had massive infection by then. If you assume all your patients are drug addicts, you should be fired and lose your license. I, for one, will report any incidence of this prejudice I see.

Our Flawed Approach To Chronic Pain

My mom has these fluffy duck pj pants... they are about 4 sizes to big... I call them her birth control pants.

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If you can't afford condoms, just wear Crocs. Best birth control ever.

You had one job, Pharmacist, just one job... its only funny because I work in pulmonary medicine

You had one job, Pharmacist, just one job. its only funny because I work in pulmonary medicine

only my wake up times are later, and are more about doing hair and make up or wearing a baseball cap and eating breakfast or getting a dietcoke out of the machine outside the lecture hall

Time to Sleep In!

Grapefruit - FunSubstance.com

50 Cent doesn't know what a grapefruit is. this is HILARIOUS. Aziz Ansari is freaking hilarious!

Popping The (birth control) Pill

Popping The (birth control) Pill (Party of One)

Funny Music Ecard: Hey here's some Midol. Those cramps are CRAZY! But here's the bright side.It's not a baby.

I counted at least four

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That hurts sooo much!

I Hope You Step on a LEGO

Funny Picture Dump Of The Day – 64 Pics

Damn you crinkley cookie wrapper! Or the chip bag.only at our house it's the dogs!