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funny motherhood quotes "Kids have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like midget gasoline thieves.

You could substitute the word "teachers" for the word "parents" as well.  Whew, are kids tiring!

36 Of Our Favorite Parenting Memes

You could substitute the word "teachers" for the word "parents" as well. Whew, are kids tiring!

You don't know me.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: screw you recommended serving size.

I actually prefer a  knerdy-knight with swag who wears shiny armor - fashioned from a  roll of aluminum foil -by his lady in waiting.  For obvious reasons, I won't let him touch that sharp metal cutter on the edge of the box.

Sometimes, your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil.

Funny Family Ecard: Just so you know, the fits you throw now to embarrass me into getting your way will be the same fits I throw when you're a teenager to embarrass you to get my way!

-My mom always said, just remember if you embarrass me.I WILL embarrass you too!

36 Of Our Favorite Parenting Memes - LDS SMILE

36 Of Our Favorite Parenting Memes

ADKD: Attention Deficit Kid Disorder: When you attempt to wash dishes but first must fix a blanket fort, fish a toy from behind the fridge, find a binky, sing the ABCs, and. hang on I hear crying. Pennington - this is our life!

For real!! Kids have so much energy because they suck it out of their parents like midget gasoline thieves

OBB Scrapbook: Kate's Visit to Idaho

"Kids have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like midget gasoline thieves." No wonder I'm so tired. I have 4 little thieves.

Exactly

If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to in the beginning

How is it I can start out the day as Mary Poppins, only to end the day as Cruella Deville?

How is it I can start out the day as Mary Poppins, only to end the day as Cruella Deville? ---and what about those days I *start out* as Cruella Deville?

Funny Flirting Ecard: Today lets see if we can make mom go completely bat shit crazy k. We were so close yesterday!

Today lets see if we can make mom go completely bat shit crazy k. We were so close yesterday! Seriously what my kids must plot daily

This made me lol!

Just when you think you might be feeling good about your Mommy skills, a trip to the store with your kids can put you back in your place real quick. definitely been there

I love it!  I don't believe in revenge.... Karma is a much bigger bitch than I could ever hope to be :)

What goes around comes around, which explains why your life sucks today. Didn't like dinner plans?

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The Best Motherhood E-Cards

Free and Funny Baby Ecard: Patience. What parents have when there are witnesses present.

Love this!!!!!

Love this!!!!!

The longer I stay in the shower, the longer I can pretend that the kids aren't fighting or destroying my house.

Funny Family Ecard: The longer I stay in the shower, the longer I can pretend that the kids aren't fighting or destroying my house.

Literally. Just happened. Haha

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Honey, can you pick up Pizza? Or in my case Honey, can you make a pizza? haha I've been busy pinning nutritious recipes for our family all day.

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