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Funny Confession Ecard: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail! laughing out loud

Strength + Bail $

Lord, if you give me strength, will need bail money to go with it.

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Psssttt... Junior High called. They want their drama back.

Hahah soooooo many people I want to say this to."I teach middle school, so I deal with drama like yours daily.except it comes from girls.

@Lori Butler this hits home today more than you know!!!!

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that caused the stress to begin with.

It's all fun and games until you have to wake up and be a parent at 6 am.

Free, Reminders Ecard: It's all fun and games until you have to wake up and be a parent at 6 am.

FYI for the guys :)

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This is so true sometimes!  Ha ha.

Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power. So true!

5 minutes....im going to have to show my husband this!

Right this very minute I'm waiting.and it is over 5 minutes. Yet we still love each other.

So So True,,,,, So very true

I've decided to add "extensive experience in dealing with stupid people" to my resume. That has to be a marketable skill!

I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!!

Funny Confession Ecard: I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!

If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to knock a lazy co-worker out, I wouldn't have to work anymore. | Reminders Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to knock a lazy co-worker out, I wouldn't have to work anymore.

Knight in Shinning Armour..... Or not!

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil. --- Can I get an amen?

somOMG how many times a day do I want to yell this?e ecards | Tumblr

8 Office Supplies that Double Up as Emergency Fashion Fixes

Funny Confession Ecard: I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!

Luke Bryan.....anytime....anywhere! ❤️

I actually do this!didn't realize this was an OCD thing. I thought it was common sense. I thought everybody did!