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TAYLA yrs) there is a spider in my room. Me : you could kill it. Me : use a shoe. TAYLA : ok hang on. ( pause) I used Sadira's shoe.

Haha so true...

I feel fat today. And to make myself feel better, I will eat this cake. Yes.Everyday of my life.except with ice cream!

Funny Confession Ecard: The first thing I do when I realize I don't know where I'm going is turn down the radio. I don't have time for your shit Ke$ha, I'm lost.

This is so completely true. Everytime I'm lost the first thing I do is turn down the radio, as if that will magically help me find my way.

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went... I'm just lucky I got out alive!

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went, I'm just lucky I got out alive! This is so true these days!

I'm sorry dear, In order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.

I'm sorry dear, In order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though. (actually true and I should remember this - so, not in Grumpies but for Thoughtful)

Funny Confession Ecard: Spiders are assholes... When you crawl on my ceiling, upside down, above my head, you are an asshole.

Funny Confession Ecard: Spiders are assholes. When you crawl on my ceiling, upside down, above my head, you are an asshole.

:) Exactly

I'm sorry dear, in order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.

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