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I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being just as surpised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Funny Confession Ecard: I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Yep, that's me. I can't help it.

Haha this is so me! I cant even tell you how many times my mouth has gotten me into trouble bc I definately do not have a filter! And those of you who know me well, know this is a fact. That is why you love me!

Funny Confession Ecard: I ALWAYS mean what I say... I just don't always mean to say it out loud.

I ALWAYS mean what I say. I just don't always mean to say it out loud. That's,SO me lol

Ugh! Chewing with your mouth open grosses me out!

Chewing with your mouth open grosses me out!<----Urgh no the noise! Pisses me off its so annoying!

I don't have an attitude problem.  You have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem! #haha ummmmm..... Guilty!

BUT Ask yourself, "Do I have an attitude problem?" If you do have an attitude "problem". How others react to your attitude (good or bad) IS their "problem" or rather their priviledge to choose :)

Fed up with all the excuses, life is about choices, and actions speak for themselves. Deal with the consequences alright.

Fed up with all the excuses, life is about choices, and actions speak for themselves. Deal with the consequences alright. Don't know if I can ever look past this pathetic bitch!

I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, sarcasm and random shenanigans. | Thinking Of You Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, sarcasm and random shenanigans.

Old people at weddings always poke me

Funny pictures about Old people. Oh, and cool pics about Old people. Also, Old people photos.

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