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    I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being just as surpised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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    Ok I'll try and phrase this so it doesn't hurt your annoy the ever living fuck out of me. #ecards

    ;) ha ha so true when it comes to women.


    Sarcasm- this is soooo true in our family. If we bust your chops, you have been accepted as one of us!!


    ughhhh pet peeve. telling a female to "calm down" is a death wish.

    but i still meant them

    Love it!

    True story

    No filter!

    i try so hard to use the wordd hate but i can't help it

    Somehow true.



    Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life. It's not me... I think you're an idiot.


    Pretty accurate.

    So true!!

    It's just something females can do!