Ok I'll try and phrase this so it doesn't hurt your feelings...you annoy the ever living fuck out of me. #ecards
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It's a *little* mean but some people just need to hear the truth!
This is SOOOOOOO ME!!!!! And some people still don't get it!
Sorry about the "bad" word but this is so true sometimes
Now, if only I could say this without getting fired....
I laugh, but it's SO true!!
Some people just do!
;) ha ha so true when it comes to women.
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Haha I find everything out, and I do mean everything. The lame-ness of girls never ceases to amaze me! Thanks for the giggle ;)
Better than the FBI: And this, my friends, explains why my daughter may be surprised/annoyed to find out that mommy has volunteered for "playground pals"/lunch playground monitor once a week at the middle school she'll be attending next year. Ta-Dow! (To keep an eye on the other kids, not her, of course):-)
My mom told me this and I tell my kids the same thing. . . . .
Girls ------ You know this is true!!!!!!! Lol <3, Mom
tell my kids this all the time....they never learn :)
I'm going to tell my kids this.
MY LIFE IN AN ECARD
to my children
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Sarcasm- this is soooo true in our family. If we bust your chops, you have been accepted as one of us!!
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Sarcasm- this is soooo true If I bust your chops, you have been accepted by me!! Sarcasm= my natural language
Sarcasm- this is soooo true in our family. If we bust your chops, you have been accepted as one of us!!<--This is me with my friends. In my friend group, I'm known as "the reason we can't have nice things".
Sarcasm- this is soooo true in our family. It's how I say I love you :). I try to be better in public.
Sarcasm- but really though this is me to a T!!!! Lol this is soooo true in our family. If we bust your chops, you have been accepted as one of us!!
If I really like you, I'll be sarcastic and tease you relentlessly. If I don't like you, I'll be very polite and pleasant. I think I may have somehow gotten this backwards. someecards
Sarcasm - this is soooo true in our family. If we bust your chops, you have been accepted as one of us!!
Sarcasm- this is soooo true in our family. If we bust your chops, you have been accepted as one of us!! Sarcasm = hugs!
Sarcasm- this is so true in our family and group of friends! If we bust your chops, you have been accepted as one of us.
Usually I think this stuff that people say they are is what they pin is dumb, but this sounds a lot like me.
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I'm just a cupcake lookin' for my studmuffin. #quotes #someecards
Some cupcake humor! #NEW #product #collection
ecard - Cupcake lookin for a Studmuffin
Cute saying, I thought of you Julie
Description of my life lol
ughhhh pet peeve. telling a female to "calm down" is a death wish.
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OMG...huge pet peeve of mine as my husband could tell you!
Biggest pet peeve: "calm down!"
One of my biggest pet peeves!
One of my pet peeves... :-)
That country girl temper <3
this is a pet peeve of mine
amen..one of my pet peeves
Ultimate pet peeve.
but i still meant them
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Ha! Story of my life..truth hurts. :)
.can't stop laughing its so true
So true...story of my life!
story of my life! So true!
funny stuff right here
Haha YES. Funny eCard
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Crazy things happen all the time lol
hahahaha! I love this! Funny stuff!
can't stop giggling...
The Story of My Life
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I'd like this e-card a lot more if "temperamental" wasn't spelled wrong......
Funny Family Ecard: My family is tempermental. Half temper Half mental.
Funny Family Ecard: My family is tempermental. Indeed!
All of the truth summed up into one ecard.
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Lmao!! True story!!
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HaHa! so true
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my friends know i say this all the time. usually starts with an emphatic "WHAT?"
Totally me. And I wouldn't change it for anything.
Happens to me alot! Like all of the time!
pretty much my life story
Literally my life story
All the time. My life.
i try so hard to use the wordd hate but i can't help it
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I don't hate people, I just... nevermind, yeah I do.. I fucking hate people.
This is my husband..... oh & me sometimes.....
my feelings dealing with people
yea, i hate people
Story of my life
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If I really like you, I'll be sarcastic and tease you mercilessly. If I don't like you, I'll be polite and pleasant. I think I may have somehow gotten this backward.
I don't think I got this backwards; this is my life.
uhm.story of my life.aleays got things backwards :/
I have definately got it backwards. #ecard
This would definitively be my husband...
This is 100% my husband.
I also laugh A LOT! Lol
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YES! Now not only is it a skill, but a superpower?! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!
I think I need a cape! Really trying to get that judging under control!
Well maybe not the judging so much, but def the wine drinking
My superpowers are wine drinking and judging, get over it!
My superpowers are wine drinking and judging
Totally me and @Olivia Cobb
beer drinking but anyway
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bwahahahahaha so true! and still laughing....
Ain't that the truth, some people are so nosy
this makes me laugh...because its so true
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So true with some people.
story of my life #truth
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Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life. It's not me... I think you're an idiot.
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Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life. It's not me... I think you're an idiot. Ecards
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Ok people take this one with a grain of salt! I put it on the "Me" board b/c I have actually said this to myself!!! LOL! Yes...I know God loves me...and God doesn't make stupid things...just being real! How many know how I agonize over every decision! then after, feel like I made the wrong one!!! :)
Everything happens for a reason...holding myself back from putting this on some people's fb pages!! @Paola Baroni
Everything happens for a reason - Somebody said that to me a while back when something happened in my life... I wish I'd have seen this beforehand, lol. Cuz it's true. Pretty much the reason it happened was because I made a bad decision!
Story of my life!! I love ecards.
Some people need to hear this. -G
lol an honest friend
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I'm a Lady! But when I'm mad, I'm an evil, sadistic, bitch-demon spawned from hell that'll make you wish you were never born... And when I'm happy, I bake muffins and shit
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Lol this is so funny
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#word long (but extremely productive) day. Ready to relax with my babe now ❤️❤️
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And derailed going 'round the bend.
Or derailed with no survivors...
I say this several times a day!
Yes! Pregnancy/mom brain lol
So true!! Going to use this!
Want a shirt that says this
It's just something females can do!