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Funny Confession Ecard: We're not alcoholics. We generally only drink on the weekends. Except for special occasions. And boredom. And Thursdays. Which some people consider weekends.

Weekend forecasts... habit!!

Ahh yeah, one of the reasons I don't drink often. Funny Weekend Ecard: Those five seconds where you go from tipsy to pole dance wasted.

We are going to Hell in Gasoline Underwear for what we just said about her ugly baby.

Going to Hell in gasoline underwear! That's so funny! Not so much the ugly baby thing.no baby is ugly lol

Even after a day that isn't so long, those hugs are nice!

Free, Flirting Ecard: It's been a long day. I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Just so you know...if I'm at your house and you tell me to make myself at home...I will take off my bra, yell at your kids and drink all the vodka.

"Just so you know.if I'm at your house and you tell me to make myself at home.I will take off my bra, yell at your kids and drink all the vodka." Well, I will keep my bra on, but the other parts?

Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? | Birthday Ecard | someecards.com

Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? That's about what it would take for me to attend a princess party.

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