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From this point on, I plan to treat people exactly how they treat me. Some will be glad. Others should be scared.

Best Friend Memories: Funny Friendship Ecard: We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who dont get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.

For real... If ya put half as much effort into making your life better as you do in stalking me, you might actually get somewhere. I'm sure he's sick of hearing about what I post on Pinterest. Here's a news flash... I don't want him.

from Experienced Bad Mom

Time to Laugh

It's Time to Laugh! This quote about flat squirrels is hilarious. For more funnies, visit the blog.

Look I found your knife... It was stuck in MY BACK, but I got it out and I'm sure you'll need it again real soon!

Funny Wedding Ecard: Smile and pretend the last 6 months of your life haven't been stressing you to the point that you had several breakdowns on the bathroom floor.

Making an effort to keep up with everything people do is enough sometimes. Unless they are drunk and high at the same time drinking champagne on an airplane.. just dig a hole and hope they fall in it.