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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

I like this fact. I'll use it next time someone gripes about my donut habits.

why, yes, I CAN multi-task .. I can text, eat, browse Pinterest, and watch tv, .. all at the same time.

Morning coffee

Haha so funny! I can be a real pill at work. I can be too serious, take my job too seriously. Sometimes I imagine it's hard on others. But, this is true! Lol

Revised: The real list of things that men do to annoy women

Funny Confession Ecard: instead of cleaning i just watched an episode of hoarders. i didn't realize how fantastic my house really looks.