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I have had a horribly busy day converting oxygen to carbon dioxide. There are days I definitely feel like this.

"the other day"

I don't do this, but my husband is guilty guilty guilty! And his can go up to "years ago. She's 3 years old now.

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Haha funny reminds me of a Jace quote, When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and pour it into peoples eyes until they give you the oranges you asked for, or something like that:D

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

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Hahaha!

Never insult me like that again. Better that you keep your mouth closed. I gave up my children as a sacrifice for my love for you! Never ever say I didnt love you again!

yep!

Today is one of those days where my middle finger is the perfect answer to every question.

Totally!

This is so me! If I'm ever quiet, people ask me what's wrong.

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Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories.

Just a woman? Oh, hell no! I am a big cup of wonderful, covered in awesome sauce, with a splash od Bitch, and a dash of Crazy. You be sure to remember that!

i HATE voicemail

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

We'd be pinteresting friends

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Because people on the floor usually aren't hustling like cashiers! Couldn't stand working for them.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...exactly what I think everytime I stick my leg out from underneath the blanket! Sad but true lol

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Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

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