I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can of biscuits.

I think i finally get this shit...... 'Adulthood' is mostly about being tired and wishing you hadn't made plans.

That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one

I'm sorry I fell asleep ten minutes after starting the movie it took us three hours to agree on.

so very true! My dad told me a long time ago that the key to a long and happy marriage is finding someone who can put up with your shit and you can put up with theirs!! Thanks Dad!

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