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Everything happens for a reason but sometimes we forget our stupidity may be one of the reasons! This is why I never believe "fate or his plans"

I agree that everything happens for a reason. This explanation is way better!

I could keep this kitchen clean if you people would just stop eating here. True story.

I could keep this kitchen clean if you people would just stop eating here. HAYS CLEANING an all purpose cleaning company,

Actually, I do...everyday. It just doesn't happen everyday because there are just not enough hours.

E-card: You know the feeling where you want to clean the house all day and cook a huge meal for dinner? Yeah, me either.

Ax a question!

Just for clarification. Did you say you want to ASK me a question or AX me a question? Because I don't want to die.my mother's biggest pet peeve

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Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

Hahaha if only my teeth were as white as my legs

Funny Friendship Ecard: That moment you and your best friend talk shit about another person telepathically.

Yep!  Your ex lies about you, but you believe everything your new boyfriend says about his ex!  Ridiculous!  Maybe you should ask around and really get to know the person you are dating!

Art Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because youre stupid and make bad decisions. Good excuse for making yourself feel better and not having responsibility for your actions. Well stated makes-me-laugh

True... funny-sayings

Some people have been offended as I have told them this - well I used a different word than stupid but I don't sugarcoat that it was their bad decision that got them into trouble. I have made too many bad decisions to tiptoe around now.

And people act like it offends them???

Haha this is so me! I cant even tell you how many times my mouth has gotten me into trouble bc I definately do not have a filter! And those of you who know me well, know this is a fact. That is why you love me!

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