I don't know why people can't hurry the fuck up, especially when they know people are waiting.

Wow, gets this message across with impact! Going to rethink a couple recent problems - I might have been a pooty-cat. Sunday Funny captions (12:50:39 PM, Sunday 16, October 2016 PDT) – 44 -pics

ENTJ - We're scary good at reading people. So if you provoke us into a rare fury we will use all the nasty little things we know about you to rip you to pieces. I NEVER expected this to be as big as it is, but I'm glad because it makes all of us take a step back and consider our priorities!

Mom always told me if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I'm usually about Live, Laugh, Love, and Dance but today its more like, Raise, Aim, Fire, and Reload...

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem! #haha

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