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That is if you consider hole riddled sweatpants and an array of other damaged or tacky clothing items publicly unacceptable

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house. phrases

"A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house." Although mine usually does clean the house too:)

Maybe not right away. I mean, this does qualify as one of the only two acceptable reasons to run.

True Story, bro.

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

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"I promise I'm not rude. I'm just very awkward." - actually, I am a bit rude as well.

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Whoever said "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" has clearly never had cupcakes. Or chocolate. Or pizza. Nothing in this world beats the taste of chocolate, nothing.

SALTS. So true.

Instead of saying LOL, I'm gonna say SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It's more truthful. So if you see SALTS, you now know what it means!

Can you relate? XD

One more episode, then I'll go to sleep.I'm watching Doctor Who. And every other TV show fandom of mine.

Haha

True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

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