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Im not sure I should admit that this is true :-)    Shark or seaweed touching my feet - same scream.. Your cards

Im not sure I should admit that this is true :-) Shark or seaweed touching my feet - same scream.. Your cards

Except that I was always that weirdo in the Gang who wanted to "make peace" and clean the house like an obsessive compulsive on speed.

Except that I was always that weirdo in the Gang who wanted to "make peace" and clean the house like an obsessive compulsive on speed.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how serious are they when it says... 'do NOT drink alcohol while taking this medicine'?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how serious are they when it says... 'do NOT drink alcohol while taking this medicine'?

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went... I'm just lucky I got out alive!

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went... I'm just lucky I got out alive!

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'.

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'.

Re-electing Obama is like backing the Titanic up and hitting the iceberg a second time.

Re-electing Obama is like backing the Titanic up and hitting the iceberg a second time.

Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.  This is sooooo me this summer - who would have ever thought that a lifelong night owl would have to be getting up at 3:45 a.m. - blah!

Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things. This is sooooo me this summer - who would have ever thought that a lifelong night owl would have to be getting up at 3:45 a.m. - blah!

I don't want any of my hard-earned money going to that whore in FL :/

I don't want any of my hard-earned money going to that whore in FL :/

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