#Sayings I love
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card - snarky, green & straight to the point - "I'm pretty sure that whole thing was your fault" #etsy #handmade #funny card
I'm pretty sure that whole thing was your fault. But of course, you're going to shift the blame since you don't know how to take responsibility for your own actions.
I card I would love to own but would never send... Snarky Blame Card I'm pretty sure that whole thing was by 4four, $4.00
Snarky Blame Card I'm pretty sure that whole thing was by 4four, $4.00 Hahahaha!!
#card #minimalist #hipster #funny #quote
other people make snarky cards too
Another pinner says, "Can someone make this a comic?"... I say PLEASE? Asexual pirates are not interested in your booty.
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I'm sorry but was I the only one who read the words "asexual pirate" and immediately thought of Sherlock?
"CAN YOU NOT? Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks." ~Asexual Pirate. <3
Asexual pirates are not interested in your booty...
Asexual pirate thwarts deadly siren.
Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.
Appreciation for asexual pirates
WRITE A BOOK SOMEBODY
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I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just extremely productive at unimportant things. Procrastination quotes on PictureQuotes.com.
i'm not a procrastinator, i'm just extremely productive at unimportant things | the sad sad truth
i'm not a procrastinator I 'm just extremely productive at unimportant things
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LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW! How did I just find this! It is perfect!!!!!! Didn't even search for it
So true. but some phones have alimited amount of text space.
OMG yess i have a friend that does this its Soo annoying
this is so true, I know several people who do this shit
Haha my friend miss does this to me all the time!
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Thank you for pointing that out Griffin.
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Pretending I'm a pleasant person all day is exhausting. http://stores.ebay.com/NYC-Discount-Diva
Pretending I'm a pleasant person all day is exhausting. Picture Quotes.
Pretending to be a pleasant person all day is exhausting.
It's funny that this was in the "picked for me" category
Morning Coffee : theBERRY
Yes. Retro Humor
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So true or when they try to make me laugh its like a mad face slash smile
Hahahahaha...I can't stop giggling at this
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Hahahahaha this is totally me!!!
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True story. And on that note: I can't wait to start a home with YOU! Just you, and me, and our little Salem apartment. <3 Thanks for being MY home, handsome man. I love you more than all the stars.
I'd like to get this made into a poster for our bedroom. So much truth. Get home, pants off.
Home is where the pants aren't... Quote to live by! Haha
First thing I do when I get home is take my pants off
Amen ... I. Can't. Stop. Laughing. At. This. -t
lol so true! This is Addison's life quote
Home is where the pants are. (funny)
First thing I do when I get home!
#words #quote #truth #home
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You call it "road rage" I call it "aggressively maneuvering around assholes that don't know how to fucking drive". Funny quote about driving.
I'm not making light of true road rage, truly - I've had some terribly dangerous moments from enraged, crazy, crazed drivers. Tried to resist this, but found I could not. Was futile to try. Yes, yes, my potty mouth gets in full gear, I saw things even I can't believe and I'm used to my mouth!!
YEP! Road Rage - we've all had it! Read our fun post today on vevelicious.com #RoadRage
More road rage, please. #funnies #comedy #profollica #humor #memes
Road rage, you say? Forgive the language. ... but that's too funny!
It's not road rage darling...lmao, now this made me laugh,
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OMG Thank you!!! He probly thinks I'm an idiot :? It's not my fault you smell good, have an adorable smile, amazing eyes, a gentleman's heart, and make me laugh at myself like no one else. So if you see this, please understand. I'm not a complete imbecile, I just get shy and everything gets confuzzled lol :) | Crush | Crush Quotes | Feelings
Ahh....this happens to me when I see you or think of you Life, Stuff, Quotes, True Love, Funny, So True, Things, 5 Years... - Love Quotes
He doesn't know how i feel, so when i talk nonsense, he must think I'm insane, but really I only seem that way when I'm around him... #quote
My heart should beat faster, my stomach should spread this feeling through my body, and my mind would be blanc!
This is so true, and day after day, I still feel this way when I see you. I love you my wife! :) Ditto!
What is so unbelievably wonderful is that, after 14 years of marriage, I still feel this way about the love of my life, my husband Jason:-)
This doesn't happen anymore. We are so far beyond my brain freezing because it wants to impress you; we've made it to the place where my brain is completely open to you. It's like you're a part of it, or take part in it, my brain, my thinking. You're certainly in my heart... My brain just does its thing around you, and maybe even better than before, because you Help. I think better, and deeper, and more-facetedly with you in my life. You make my everything better. Thank you. ,#
TRUTH! Omg this is so true if he only new how I felt!!
find myself STILL with this feeling randomly <3
Love of a mother #single mother
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Great moms make the world go 'round. #mothersday #mom #parenting #quotes #sallybs @Sally McWilliam B's Skin Yummies They do! <3
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My mother, Lorraine, taught me what love is. I love you mom and don't know what I would do without your example.
"so much of what we know about LOVE, we learn from our mother'' ( I'm 66 yrs. Old...I Still miss my mom and I think about her everyday!!! Love you Mom,,,
"So much of what we know about love, we learn from our mother'' @Joan Fisher
I know this is late, but Happy Mother's Day! This is definitely true.
AMEN. Love you mom!
LOVE MY MOM & MIL
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big sex in the city quote
my favorite Sex and the City quote!!! Mr. Big <3
truth. Sex and the city mr big wisdoms
So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
Sex and the city #quote Mr. Big
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Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever.
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"Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever."..I love my two kids very much..❤..L.Loe
Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. My Beloved nanny ( Manty ) & Ma are as close as my own Mommy....Ty 4 pin!
Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - #sothankfulformymummy #loveyoumom
Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. And they have mine and carry it with them always
Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. Quotes, Mothers, Moms, Thanks Mom, Mother's Day repinned by Jacobsen's Flowers: Bloomfield Hills, Lake Orion, Waterford, Michigan.
Oldie but a goodie. Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever.
Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever!! LOVE IT
Ben's Garden 'Mothers Hold' Trinket Tray available at #Nordstrom
Ben's Garden 'Mothers Hold' Trinket Tray | Nordstrom❤️
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I have CDO it's like OCD but with all the letters in alphabetical order as it should be. I know a few people like this :)
I have CDO it's like OCD but with all the letters in alphabetical order as it should be
I love to set up this joke, then wait for someone to ask, "Don't you mean OCD?" Ha ha!
I have CDO it's like OCD but with all the by DesignsbyLindaNeeToo, $8.00
Too funny! I gotta send this to Mandi.
Type A/ CDO (aka OCD) Whateva..
so true. unfortunetly.
It's funny. and true.
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We Can Do Hard Things Distressed Sign in Black with White Vintage Style
we can do hard things We Can Do Hard Things Distressed Sign in Black with White Vintage Style
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We Can Do Hard Things Distressed Sign in Black with White Vintage Style
We Can Do Hard Things Distressed Sign in by barnowlprimitives, $75.00
We Can Do Hard Things -- haha great office sign
Hard things #quotes
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Guys: If you date a girl longer than six months...this is what she is thinking. You've been warned.
I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com
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Free, Flirting Ecard: I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
Idk why I think this is so funny. But I'm going to use it someday.
I think this is so funny when my husband says this to me! haha
Funny Flirting Ecard - Can't you see Jason saying this?!?
describes the best relationships to a T
THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS! AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED. AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE. AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK. AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE. WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED. BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT. THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR. AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE. AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS. I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES. THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY. WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE. WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS. I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU. HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES. UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER. TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART. HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.
This is true!
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Only Southerners know the difference between Redneck and White Trash! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ☀CQ #southern #quotes #ecards // funny, but true!
Only Southerners know the difference between Redneck and White Trash! | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
,thats the truth. i know a few white trash, that make southerners out to be like honey boo boo (even tho that child cracks me up)
Only Southerners know the difference between Redneck and White Trash! #Ecards
True. can we say duck dynasty & honey boo boo?? ~ there ya have it!!
Duck Dynasty versus Honey Boo Boo! :)
And true southern belles!
It's a southern thing
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Why yes, my friends and I will ruin a perfectly good conversation with gross stories from work. You should be used to it now. | Nurses Week Ecard
Funny Nurses Week Ecard: Why yes, my friends and I will ruin a perfectly good conversation with gross stories from work. You should be used to it now.
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Happy Nurses Week so true!
story of my life. nursing
nurses, true story :)
had to laugh! So true