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i've thought this so many times hahaha

I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore. This is so me! Problem is I buy more when its gone!

Yeah... what is the offense du jour?

What are we offended by today? ~As for me I'm offended Obama, his henchmen & cling-ons haven't been trialed, convicted and executed~ ~doc~

I want to weigh what I told the DMV I weigh

My Fitness goal. this year I was like, let's be realistic, and I put my current weight, which I'm now currently 10 lbs under so my license makes me look like a fatty.

Actually, it's because I have old injuries from dance that makes it hurt to run, but this is a much more dramatic excuse.  Anybody want to go to aqua aerobics with me instead?

See, I would run, but its usually bodies of joggers that are found dead in the woods. (Yup, that's my reasoning, too.

This is so true especially when you are overscheduled!!

I love the feeling you get when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to have in the first place.Spoken like a true introvert!

Funny Apology Ecard: I'm sorry I went into survival mode when you tickled me.

I am so ticklish it's not funny. If you get hurt because you tickled me, I apologize in advance, but it's your own fault.

My Childhood Punishments have become my adult goals... totally my life!

Friday Things

My childhood punishments have become my adult goals. lol stay home funny introvert go to bed early no party staying home Lol, it's true!

someone has finally addressed the ridiculousness of those ads! i've been thinking this for ages!

Dear Face Wash Commercials, Nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my bathroom is sopping wet now. I tried it once but now I know to never do that again!

I'm sorry dear, In order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.

I'm sorry dear, In order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though. (actually true and I should remember this - so, not in Grumpies but for Thoughtful)