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Today I don't feel like doing anything. Except you, I'd do you. | Flirting Ecard
Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused - My daily life! :)
There are things on Pinterest that would ruin my image if I pinned them. So I e-mail them to my friends privately.
There are some people, and companies that I would really like to send this to...
All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you.
I'm glad we've watched the same movies so we can bring their witty quotes into everyday conversations.
When a cashier asks 'how's your day going?' I reply 'I am buying 3 bottles of wine, it's clearly only getting better.'
Why yes, I am drinking coffee at 3 in the afternoon. It's 7a.m. somewhere.
I'm not wearing this dress to look pretty. It's effing hot outside and I didn't want to wear any pants. | Seasonal Ecard | someecards.com
I'd love to talk but I'm in a hurry to get home so I can be alone.
Not only did I take a shower before seeing you, but I also put on a real bra and makeup. Seriously you should feel special.
Mostly because I'm hilarious.