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#Hilarious #quote : Abracadabra !!! NOPE. You're still a bitch. - not an e-card i know but still funny
Nuff said....for those moments when you cant actually call them a bitch you just say "Abracadabra" and you feel all special inside!
#Hilarious #quote : Abracadabra !!! NOPE. You're still a bitch. Even if you become an astronaut 😁
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HAHA Love it! Im going to use this on someone in 5...4...3...2...done! Funny stuff :p
I would never ever say a thing like this... But it ís funny
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This made me thing of Ginger. I know she wouldnt use this kind of language, but I had to laugh at how funny this was!
so freaken funny, laughed out loud for ages! i have a warped sense of humor. obviously. (note: to all my friends....I NEVER think this, I laughed so hard because I am always correcting other peoples lyrics!)
I laughed out loud to this. Delete the bad word and I would say this to my kids when they corrected me. haha Too funny
seriously.....OMG I laughed so hard when I read this......still giggling about it!
I am freestyling queen! omg funny!!
My life is a freestyle!
very funny & so true!
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5) I am one of the most sarcastic people ever, I use sarcasm and humor constantly because it hides things
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I hazard to say this quote may be more truly applied to Wit over Sarcasm. However, fabulous wit is a rare thing indeed.
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to quote a world class smart ass "many of truths are told in jest"... so true
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Wow That puts things in perspective. So glad it takes less faith to believe that God said it and it happened instead of all that <------
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funny quote - Atheism: The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs. Makes perfect sense. NOT!!! hahaha
This has to be the stupidest quote I've ever read, and anyone who pins this in order to "refute atheism" (which is solely the disbelief of God, it does not assume a scientific based belief system) is a dumb ass.
Atheism-- it's funny from the other side of the fence no matter where we stand. I mean, I guess if you didn't have faith or believe in the bible, the virgin birth might seem far-fetched.
Funny how those who claim to have no faith hang so tenaciously to their beliefs in things they cannot explain or have not seen for themselves....
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Atheism -- Biblically speaking, there is no such thing as an atheist. Psalm 19:1-2 tells us that the heavens declare the glory of God. We see His creative power in all that He has made. Romans 1:19-20 follows up on this idea, telling us that what may be known about God has been made plain to us through the creation, and anyone who denies this is “suppressing the truth in unrighteousness” (v. 18). Psalm 14:1 and 53:1 declare that those who deny the existence of God are fools.
Atheism... Making me laugh too funny
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The First time I saw this quote I almost died laughing. Too Funny!
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one of those funny but true things
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PMS hahahahaha laughed harder than I should have
Love it! So true!
ha funny stuff
I said this to hubby the other night; he cracked up:)
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hahahahaha. I don't know why this is so funny to me, but I just spent forever laughing about this.
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Yep, funny how things go around.
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*giggles* so true!
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funny so true -I love my mother in law but it is really funny when you think about it... For anybody :)
I was initially gonna pin this one on my Funny Stuff board then I realized there is nothing funny about this. Beware Ex Husbands!!!
For the record, I love my mother in law and she did a wonderful job raising her kids! I just thought this was funny.
LOL Truth!!! My Mother in Law is great though. She has her moment, but she's still wonderful.
would be very true except I have the best mother in law in the world... but it's funny anyway
I have a great mother in law, but this is just too funny. The son part is oh so true:)
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i laugh but one day i will be the mother in law... lol
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Haha I try to feel like this towards some people but when it comes down to it, it's just not in my nature. Its' a funny thought lol
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Every time I think of this it makes me laugh. I am not mean enough to say it, but I can sure think it!
Even though I laughed aloud... And know some people who indeed would drink the water.... I would, even if I disliked you... Put the fire out;)
I shouldn't laugh, and I truly don't feel this way about anyone, but it made me giggle.
I would never say this out loud but I'm not denying that I've thought similar things.
Now this my friend, is some funny stuff! I don't care who you are :)
Don't have anyone that I couls say this too but it made me laugh.
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Ahaha - made me laugh! Funny!! Cuz it's true
Haha, ain't that the truth!!! Too funny!!
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this cracks me up.
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muffin tops!!! There is something so wrong and yet so funny about these.
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So funny! Let it motivate you to rid yourself of that muffin top.
muffintops. funny. check-out girls always look like that...
Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds. ....laughing ...tooo...hard....
Muffin tops. This made me laugh! Love Fred stuff. :)
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I need to remember this quote for every second of my life. lol
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"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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For some reason this makes me giggle, alot.
Not really a quote but made me laugh
Isn't that the truth...
Lol! Funny Stuff!
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This makes me laugh. My mom always said, "We're gonna be up shit creek without a paddle." Well, I've been up Shit Creek without a paddle, and I'm here to tell you that I survived! :oD
Shit creek survivor... without a paddle and with my hands tied behind my back after a poke in the eye with a sharp stick and a kick in the shins ...
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Lol I've been up shits creek without a paddle but I did get this t shirt hahahaha
aint this the truth about what i've been thru and what's left to go thru!
I have took a ride down shit creek many times...no paddle. True story.
Shit creek survivor. Can I have this in a t shirt please.
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I want to say this to so many people.
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This is the great thing about us. We can call each other, mad and fussing, but then one of us will say something that put the other into a laughing fit and then we both laugh and it's a good laugh. We laugh until we cry and then the madness and fussing is over and the laugh carries on into a good conversation. I love you Sunshine! :)
but I'd prefer to laugh with you . . . if you can't laugh at yourself, especially those silly or brain-freeze moments we all have, then you need to lighten up . . . 'cause that's funny stuff . . . :-D
Coffee in hand, big girl panties pulled up, sparkle in my eye and a smile on my face... yep I'd say I'm ready for the day... bring it on!
seriously, I will laugh at you. Heck, truth be told, my girl friends and I are laughing at you right now!
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If you fall down I will laugh at you too! Then ask if you're okay. What are friends for?
just #laugh. or at least raise the corners of your mouth to smile. or, call me. #quote
if you can't laugh at yourself, i will..cuz i'm a good friend like that.
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This is so meeee!!!! Haha
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TRUTH - am I right, Nicole?? :) This is soooooooooo me! I MUCH MUCH prefer texting to talking on the phone!
Yeah, I actually laughed out loud at this. I tell people that if they want to talk to me, they should text or email me. I don't answer phones unless I HAVE to!
So true :) My #1 pet peeve. And they don't listen to voice mail either, just phone the number that called them.
This is SO true for me.. I hate talking on the phone & terrible @ listening to my voicemails! Text me all day.
so true! I have to be on the phone so much for colon stuff... I would much rather TEXT!!!
HAHAH.... seriously funny stuff, for people like me who always forget to check messages!
So true! I HATE listening to voice mail on my phone now!
I'm laughing but it's also so true. I hate voicemail.
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true. this made me literally laugh out loud because it's happened to me a couple times in my life.
This made me laugh so hard!! Probably because I have fallen down the stairs at least 20 times in my life....
So true.. omg all the time. what always makes it better is when the bestie laughs at you!
A friend of mine did this!!! We laughed later but at the time it was not funny!!!!
I do this way too much... funny someone else feels the same way.
laugh at this every time I see it because it is so true!
Hahaha! I have a mini heart attack every time...
Funny #quote Have you ever feel the same?
the art of clean .
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This should be changed to read... "My HOUSE isn't dirty. MY KIDS just have everything on display. Like a museum." That would seem more accurate most of the time.
For my daughter. She's just moved into her own place and her room looks like a, well... museum!
"My room is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum." I can relate....
My room is not dirty, just museum like. I wish I had this excuse when I was a kid!
I'm getting this made for Eva's room!! Omg I'm laughing!
my room is not dirty. story of my life.
this is me. #room #quote #funny
Nice quote for the kids rooms
so true about my room lol
No offense but...