Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I know I told you I loved you, but it was during sex and everybody knows that during sex it doesn't count.

Good thing I work in advertising where its socially acceptable to drink at work. LOLOL Funny Workplace Ecard: If they arent going to let me drink at work, then they shouldnt let fucktards work here. rather-amusing

That might help, lol

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: It's true money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster while sitting poolside in a loungechair outside of my oceanfront mansion.

Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

If Facebook had a 'who really cares' button. Honey you would finally get the attention you crave.

Poor working mom, but remember, while you are at your full time job, someone else is raising your kid.

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I actually don't need to control my anger. Everyone around me needs to control their annoying habit of pissing me the hell off.

Or hit the gym. You could do that too.

For real! I seriously wish I could take some people shopping to buy clothes that fit! It seriously makes you look so much bigger wearing clothes 2 sizes too small!

lmfao I always think this!

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

Everyday I fall in love with you more ...

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty fucking annoying.

Such as work, laundry, school, working out, making dinner. Sorry that you're so insecure you need constant validation for every little thing that you do.

fun Congratulations on successfully performing a basic task of life which the rest of the world performs daily and without expectation of praise. LOL I think this one is my favorite one yet!

Hahaha..Yeah right..Good thing I can properly see my bikini bottoms.. ^_"

Funny Seasonal Ecard: If you can't see the front of your bikini bottoms you should probably wear a one piece.

Totally me!!! ❤️ it

I'd rather tell my friends the hurtful truth. At least I did my part as a friend. Sugar-coating the truth never helps them.

Birth Ctrl

Free and Funny News Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.


Never laugh at your wife's choices.You are one of them. You are one of them.

I don't have a bucket list but my fucket list is a mile long.

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a bucket list but my fucket list is a mile long.

"Earth to Yogis" - Baron Baptiste - Paperblog

"Earth to Yogis" - Baron Baptiste

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a Punishment. Now as a Mom, Nap Time Feels like I Won a Vacation!