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But uh, now you come to me and you say -- "Don Corleone give me justice." -- But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you uh...ask me to do murder, for money.

Charges quicker than my phone, sits around for as much time as my phone does, eats as much money as my phone does.... How come my phones battery doesn't last as long on one charge as the damn cat does....