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Betty White is one of my favorite people ever, I love this quote! So funny...and so true!
Haha! I love Betty White, that is funny stuff and very true!
Wow, so true.......Classic Betty White...I love it!
Classic Betty White...Gotta LOVE her, I love it!
Classic Betty White...I love it! I Love her!!!
Art I love Betty White making-me-giggle
i love her she speaks the truth
That Betty white, I love her!
I. LOVE. BettyWhite bahaha
Hahaa....I love toasting marshmallows!
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I never said I hated you. I just said that if you were on fire, I might consider roasting marshmallows. Big difference.
I have a specific person I would say this to "I never said I hated you. I just said that if you were on fire, I might consider roasting marshmallows. Big difference."
Hahaa....I love toasting marshmallows! I have some people I this makes me think of.
There are some people out there I'd totally roast marshmallows on! 😝👿🔥🍡
BIG difference! I like roasted marshmallows
I'd never do that, but it makes me giggle
haha this is so funny!!! and so true
Hahaha so true about some people :)
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True Story! @Alishia Streiff Graham made me think of you and how just about all your stories start this way! LOL
so this bitch...haha, so true. Story of my life haha
truth is, half my stories start out this way.
Me and the bestfriend... Haha
so true! story of my life
bahaha. true story
fo realz. i'll fuck your ass up.
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my family knows this - my husband kicked my mother in the face once when she tickled his foot!! hehe
I was once sitting behind my husband with my legs wrapped around him and he decided to tickle my foot. Out of sheer reflex, I kicked him in the face... hard. I don't think I could do that again if I tried, but it's a funny memory.
LOL reminds me when my husband tickled me & in the midst of my flailing I punched him in the face (on accident! I think...lol) He got me back later when I tickled his feet & he mule kicked me in the face. Yah...we have LOTS of fun lol
Yah, better watch out! This is so true, my husband kicked his mom in the face when he was a kid :(
I've been telling people this all my life. Only my husband doesn't listen.
haha so true, could result in an unintentional knee to the face
True story.. I have kicked my husband in the face before
Johnny and Ashley: isn't that pinteresting: funny stuff
Fair warning, totally me!
what i would, seriously like to tell some people in my life, at my house, at my school, in my family, at the store
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I wish I could tell this to some people in my life...@Amanda Gromer
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Seriously, some people cannot take a damn joke!!
:) yeah some people really need to download it
There's an app for that too...funny quote
I Hear There’s A New
sense of humor app
*high five* Betty White
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Betty White said it best. I did something bold recently and said I must've grown a pair, and someone quoted this to me. So true...
I mean, WHO doesn't love Betty White? Gotta love #BettyWhite who reminds us to NOT grow some balls - #funny smhillman94
Gotta love #BettyWhite who reminds us to NOT grow some balls - #funny leilaiab. I love betty white
Betty White, as only she would say it! So true, by the way!!!
Betty White is clearly a genius. funny-funny-stuff
Funny Things by georgette.. so true
I love Betty White...funny shit
Oh Betty White(: iLove You.!
So gonna use this one day
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IEP Skilz 101 (What Not To Say Outloud: When You Hear This, Send for Reinforcements) Sadly, If I had a dime for every time I thought this in an IEP Meeting ...
Quotes & Sayings: Bullshit (definetly need this on a shirt)
the number of times ive thought this in the past week!
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I’m guessing its BS cuz I don’t speak it
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Some people speak fluent BS
Lol. This is funny.
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this. is sooo true..and unfortunate
This is actually so accurate hahah
this. is sooo true.. @Matt Benware
Oh god, bahahaha so true though
I can't stop laughing
lol!! So true...
haha so true
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yes yes YES. Also: before Facebook. And thank god my 20-something self couldn't blog ;-) Want more business from social media? zackswimsmm.tk
I'm so glad I was young and stupid before there were camera phones. #humor #truth
have thought this so many times! same is true with youtube and Facebook
so glad I was young and stupid before camera phones and social media
Thank god!!! I would've been a YouTube sensation!
Ain't THAT the truth!!! (camera phone)
Pick any two...
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Today's Modern Woman. pick two: clean house; healthy dinner on table at dinnertime; fit trim & well groomed; works full time; laundry done and put away; great sex life....pick any two.
I was reading this thinking, "Darn, I thought I was a modern woman"! Love the ending!
Modern woman - so true!
Today’s Modern Woman
Made me giggle
You made me LAUGH so hard TEARS ran down my legs sign
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You made me laugh so hard...tears ran down my leg... this is for my mother in-law @Tami Read and my sister in-law @Stormi Nielsen
You made me laugh so hard...tears ran down my leg. Story of my life. :P
You made me laugh so hard...tears ran down my leg! Hahahaha so funny!
FUNNY! You made me laugh so hard, tears ran down my leg!
It wouldn't be so funny if it weren't so true!
so funny and so true when you get older!
....so funny....and so true!
ewww - so funny so true!!!
98% of whites were too poor to own slaves & some whites were slaves themselves.
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98% of white people were too poor to own slaves. || Moreover, there are many people who came to this country AFTER slavery was abolished. To determine that ALL white people TODAY are guilty of enslaving Blacks brought to America as slaves is false & ignores fact that Blacks participated in selling other Blacks.
98% of white people were too poor to own slaves. The slaves were rounded up & sold by their own Black villagers in Africa. blacks also had black slave. the first slave owner in the usa was a black with a black slave.
Ha!!! BURN!!! That race card is so burnt out. I know for a fact that no one I know has ever owned a slave. And no one I know has EVER been a slave!!! WHAT ARE YOU CRYING FOR!!! I don't give a shit what color you are. People are peopl. I have 2 beautiful mixed race babies. They will never be slaves or slave owners. That's a fact.
...Besides the fact that there were white slaves in the USA during the same time AND the first slave owner was a black man.... look it up... it is an uncomfortable truth.
98% of white people were too poor to own slaves. - White people were slaves to at one time. Women and children. Either way It was and is still wrong to this day!!
98% of white people were too poor to own slaves. Look at history. The first slave owners where Muslims and Blacks and the Blacks in Africa would sell the other Blacks to the English, Spaniards and whoever else. So it was the Blacks in Africa who would supply the world with the slaves.
98% of white people were too poor to own slaves & Anthony Johnson the FIRST SLAVE OWNER was a black!
98% of white people were too poor to own slaves. Although this is true - the hatred that those slave owners created for Blacks in this country is IMMEASURABLE!
98% of white people were too poor to own slaves, including my ancestors. Nothing but love, guys!
May my children never forget this! @Sydney McCollum Ŧ@Shelby McCollum
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Could tell that to a few people in my life right now lol!!
haha this fits my life perfectly right now!
My children have yet to figure this out ...
Haha. This one made me giggle for sure!
I tell my children that ALL the time!!!
truth. I tell pat this all the time lol
MY LIFE IN AN ECARD
ways to my heart.
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A Coffee Lover will always love a fellow #CoffeeLover who brings them coffee. The world is perfect like that when #coffee is brewing. ~Me
☕️ if you bring me coffee without me having to ask, then i love you. so true the way to my heart ❤️
it's so true, Aaron has learned its the way to my heart :)
The way to my heart is through my coffee addiction.
The way to my heart is through coffee. #Coffee
The way to my heart: coffee/tea.
This is oh so true! #coffeelove
So true, coffee addict
5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman - SPOT ON
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5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman--- I have read this before but it still makes me laugh at its accuracy
5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman--- had to pin. We all need a good giggle :)
5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman--- dead on, I just died laughing!!!
5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman! Haha!!! So true, so true! ;)
5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman--- haha so true
5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman - so funny!
YESSSS!!! #women #sotrue
I really don't
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Ha. I feel a lot better today. I mean the cops here won't do shit unless I am murdered but at least there is a record and they know to go after the golden trio of psychopaths in my life. Thanks again guys for cheering me up last night. GUN SHOPPING this week, can't wait!!
I wish I could say this to all the people that complain to me about insignificant shit at work every day. Short hair don't care y'all.
I really want to not give a shit so I am working hard on this one!! :)
I wish I gave this little of a sh*t but yeah it's funny.
MY DAY HAS BEEN ABSOLUTE CRAP. TRUE STORY.
When most people talk to me
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What is happening to me???