Kids have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like midget gasoline thieves.

Kids have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like midget gasoline thieves.

Funny Friendship Ecard: When your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there... all fat.

Funny Friendship Ecard: When your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there... all fat.

Maybe I'm crazy but I found this satisfying entertaining and funny:)

Maybe I'm crazy but I found this satisfying entertaining and funny:)

Funny Confession Ecard: When I go out in public looking like crap I throw on a pair of tennis shoes hoping that everyone will assume I've been working out.

Funny Confession Ecard: When I go out in public looking like crap I throw on a pair of tennis shoes hoping that everyone will assume I've been working out.

Proper Green: What should I do with empty toilet paper rolls? - Live Green - Recyclebank

Proper Green: What should I do with empty toilet paper rolls? - Live Green - Recyclebank

"Thanks for pretending not to see me when I was pretending not to see you in order to avoid a miserably awkward conversation that neither of us wanted to have."

"Thanks for pretending not to see me when I was pretending not to see you in order to avoid a miserably awkward conversation that neither of us wanted to have."

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