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People Are Like Slinkies

This is only funny because I often fear I am going to forget what I am doing while going down stairs... and fall down stairs...

I want to be a stay at home mom, but without the kids.

So my life right now but I do want the kids--at least some of the time! Getting my grandnieces two days next week!

Top 20 Funny Quotes about girls

I'm actually not made of wine, but the rest is me and I snorted so this works fine.

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I actually bought a birthday card w/ this exact joke the other week. I'm so saving it for next February, Danya.

12 Funny Quotes for Today

I especially like what I call "The 5 minute slap". You sarcastically call somebody out, and they don't understand it for 5 or more minutes...then when they finally do, they go, "hey, wait a minute!", but it's long over by then…!!