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Sometimes I write down tasks after I've done them, just to get the satisfaction of crossing them off my list.

Well crap.

I'm trying to go through life without looking stupid.......it's not working out so well

Lowering the music when looking for a street address so I can see better. < busted

Funny Baby Ecard: You know how when you're in the bathroom for half an hour and nobody bothers you? Yeah, I don't...I'm not a Dad...

Brain at 3 AM: lemme offer you a selection of the catchiest song lyrics from the past 30 years Me: no we need to sleep Brain: ..... YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND