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Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout.

your e cards | Tumblr - love it so true! hehehe I'd shit if I heard someone else call carmen their best friend..... I'm sure she has another, but I don't wanna hear it!

Cleaning with children in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.