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Story of my life..

and two hours later.i am still pinning random things haha

Well....maybe the fourth lol

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

Funny Thanks Ecard: Thanks for pinning the top 5 tips to a flat belly followed by a recipe for a 5 layer chocolate cake.

I just skim those flat belly pins. I wasn't BORN with a flat belly.

This is soo true

Funny Clean House Joke - "Yesterday I cleaned my house, which is dumb because we still live here.

It's funny because I don't give a shit.

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This is so accurate

Images of the day - 76 pics - When I Say That’s Crazy, It’s Usually Because …

FOX News summed up in one ecard..

better late than ugly ;) actually I usually just arrive ugly since I hate being late!

Our family has actually used "Metric Shit Ton" as a unit of measurement!

Then I heard someone use the term, "metric fuck-ton", and "shit ton" instantly dropped to

Hahah all the time omg i really do need to work out

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you're trying to hide your heavy breathing like it's no big deal but you're actually pretty winded and dear God you need to work out. Or when you walk up "the hill" (incline) in our back yard.

@Lindy Faulkner Faulkner Faulkner Smellage seriously, whatever we touched at lake granbury made my heart race.  and it was probably just sand... haha

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. I AM TERRIFIED OF SEAWEED!

Tupperware

I would rather buy new tupperware, than bother to open this one to clean out whatever this used to be. Also, I like new Tupperware.

Funny Confession Ecard: My shopping trips usually consist of me filling my cart up with stuff, and then slowly putting everything back.

Funny Confession Ecard: My shopping trips usually consist of me filling my cart up with stuff, and then slowly putting everything