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So true!!! If kids are saying my name over and over again, I just ignore them until they figure it out and raise their hand quietly. Then I make sure to go right over to them and say, "Thank you for raising your hand and waiting patiently. How can I help you?"

I stay fat because it would not be fair to all the thin people if I were this good looking, intelligant, funny AND thin. It's a public service really.