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    always

    I don't always fart at my desk but when I do, everyone wants to come talk to me.

    haaaaaa

    It's impossible for me to filter myself...I've tried.

    truth

    i dont always wake up early without an alarm but when i do - The Most Interesting Man In The World

    Lol

    Don't you hate when you're going down the steps, and you forget about the last one? It's like...HELLO...you just had a 7 inch heart attack.

    So. Me.

    truth

    How the seven days of the week feel.

    Lmao

    true

    Some people should thank their lucky stars that everything I wish for does not come true.

    bahahaha

    I love this

    Free, Flirting Ecard: Dear Pringles, Now that I am no longer a child, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Work on that.

    True dat

    This is so true, it's rediculous. I don't always loose my phone... But when I do, it's on vibrate/silent.