Dude mine would be like "what the—why are there huge scratches uP AND DOWN MY LEGS WHAT DID SHE JUST DO THE IDIOT NOW I GOTT BE WORRIED OH NOW THERE'S A CUT ON YOUR ARM? W H A T A R E Y O U D O I N G ?
Tables have tabled... LOL. But really, wouldn't the book be the basically the same no matter who is telling the lies? Well minus the Terms of Service, and plus the lies parents tell their children (unless you are a parent).